Season 8, Episode 17: "The English Patient"

- You asked her to move in with you? - I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil.

What if it's Neil Armstrong?

Then I'm going to Mars.

- What if it's Neil Diamond? - Oh, shut up, Jerry, just shut up.

All right, I gotta go back to the hospital.

- What? To see the old guy? - No, I got into a thing with the son...

...and now he's laid up too.

- How old's the son? - I think he's the same age as the father.

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