Season 8, Episode 17: "The English Patient"

Jerry, Cuban cigars are illegal in this country.

- That's why I got these guys. - You're making your own cigars now?

Yeah, I got investors all lined up.

Hold on a second. Hi, Dad.

- Who are they? - They're Cuban cigar rollers.

Don't tell your mother.

What is that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce?

- Yeah, hot and spicy. - You're not wearing a shirt, are you?

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