Season 8, Episode 17: "The English Patient"

Yeah, here they are. They're Cubans, real Cubans.

You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler...

...Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper, now, would you?

Oh, come on, look at these boys.

If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself.

- We're talking about people, right? - I think so.

I thought he quit smoking cigars.

Well, yeah, yeah, but they also rolled for his brother, Dennis.

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