The Yada Yada

Season 8, Episode 19 — 75 scenes

• "- You've read that? - No, I'm saving it for the island."
• "You know, he was in The Three Musketeers."
• "A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub."
• "- George, you know Tim Whatley. - Yeah, dentist to the stars."
• "- Thanks. So I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, I have a cavity, lower left."
• "So what? When someone turns 21, they usually get drunk the first night."
• "Oh, I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything."
• "If we wear the same shirt, we'll look like idiots."
• "How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?"
• "So I'm on Third Avenue, minding my own business and yada, yada, yada."
• "- Well, I like it too. - Oh, well, I have the same shirt."
• "- I'm crazy about merlot. - I live for merlot."
• "We're out of merlot."
• "We'll clear out for your interview."
• "And we go to the movies. Arnie's a real film buff."
• "...and Arnie leans over to me and he goes, "Would you shut up?""
• "But they're great people."
• "- What are you doing here? - I knew you had an appointment."
• "- What is this thing? - All right. That's enough."
• "- I know, but-- - Jerry, it's our sense of humor..."
• "- Five thousand. - Five thousand, even better."
• "Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes."
• "...in a subscription to the New York Times?"
• "- Well, I don't believe that. - If you'd got in the back seat..."
• "- You've been married three times. - That's it. It's go time."
• "- I wanna wear that shirt next time. - No one wears the shirt next time."
• "So, what's she doing now?"
• "...and yada, yada, yada. Anyway, I'm really tired today."
• "...what they may have said to the adoption agent."
• "You know, I just told them what kind people you are..."
• "Did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?"
• "- That's who I wanted. - All right. I'll take Karen."
• "All right. Which one is Julie?"
• "- Why don't we just grab a chair? - You first."
• "- How you doing? - Good evening."
• "Well, you ladies look lovely tonight."
• "So Whatley says to me, "Hey, I can make Catholic jokes."
• "If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him."
• "Marcy comes over, tells me her ex-boyfriend was over late last night..."
• "We went out to dinner. I had the lobster bisque."
• "You know, I'm thinking of asking that Karen out by myself. She's the one."
• "From now on, no more yada yadas. Just give me the full story."
• "...and got a massage and a facial and skipped out on the bill."
• "Well, what about you? You told me that you were engaged."
• "Do you know when Father Curtis has office hours?"
• "You know, that's a kneeler."
• "...that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
• "And it'll interest you to know that he's also telling Catholic jokes."
• "- Father. - One second."
• "Well, if it would make you feel better, I could speak to Dr. Whatley."
• "Now if you would excuse me."
• "Actually, my parents are over, but would you like to meet them?"
• "...and blah, blah, blah. He asked about you guys and:"
• "Well, Arnie, look, I'll go down and talk to this adoption guy..."
• "- Just don't screw it up this time! - See, again you're yelling."
• "Oh, I'm just getting warmed up."
• "Father Curtis told me your little joke. I really didn't appreciate it."
• "Well, Mickey and her have more in common. Her parents are little people."
• "It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended."
• "Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools."
• "- Miss Benes, please. - Lookit, lookit, Brian."
• "He met with Elaine, and I asked him what happened."
• "You need to forget about Arnie. The important thing is you're moving on."
• "You're a lightweight. Come on, honey."
• "This church give you any ideas?"
• "What are you doing here with Beth?"
• "I think I'm gonna be sick."
• "...and yada, yada, yada, I'll see her in six to eight months."
• "- Hey, Kramer, over here. - I'd just as soon not sit next to you."
• "- Look, there's Mickey and his parents. - Oh, a nice-looking family."
• "Oh, Mickey. Excuse me. I can't take this."
• "Oh, I said something about dentists, and it got blown all out of proportion."
• "Not to mention the blacks and the Jews."
• "Marriage is not an institution to be entered into lightly."
• "I really wanted you."