Season 8, Episode 19: "The Yada Yada"

...and I stopped by a large department store.

- Which one? - Bloomingdale's.

Very good. Go on.

- And-- Oh, I stole a Piaget watch. - What's that?

And then I was on such a high...

...that I went upstairs to the salon on the fifth floor...

...and got a massage and a facial and skipped out on the bill.

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