Season 8, Episode 19: "The Yada Yada"

Because I'm just a sadist with newer magazines.

Father Curtis told me your little joke. I really didn't appreciate it.

Well, what about all your Jewish jokes?

I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist.

You have no idea what my people have been through.

- The Jews? - No, the dentists.

You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession.

Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?

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