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Father Curtis told me your little joke. I really didn't appreciate it.
Well, what about all your Jewish jokes?
I'm Jewish. You're not a dentist.
You have no idea what my people have been through.
- The Jews? - No, the dentists.
You know, we have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
Is that why it's so hard to get an appointment?