Season 8, Episode 19: "The Yada Yada"

Hi, Mr. Abbott.

That's Dr. Abbott, D.D.S.

Tim Whatley was one of my students.

And if this wasn't my son's wedding day...

...I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.

What was that all about?

Oh, I said something about dentists, and it got blown all out of proportion.

Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

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