The Pothole
Season 8, Episode 16 — 62 scenes
- ""I can do this, I can do that." Why doesn't the stuff just shut up?"
- "So I'm sure whatever germs it landed on were knocked out."
- "- You didn't tell her. - Jenna's like me. She's very...."
- "For Phil Rizzuto's induction to the Hall of Fame."
- "Do they have to squeeze his head to get him to say "Holy cow"?"
- "I'm in the passing lane of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway..."
- "This supreme flounder, it says "First time served in America.""
- "- Street itself is boundary. - Your guy can't cross to my side?"
- "- China Panda. - Yeah, yeah."
- "- Oh, that Adopt-A-Highway thing. - I'm part of the solution now, Jerry."
- "- Keys. I can't find my keys. - You lost Phil Rizzuto's head?"
- "I don't have a spare set. All my keys say "do not duplicate.""
- "Why are you waiting on the street and not in your apartment?"
- "So then I thought, "It's morning, I should really have a muffin.""
- "So I sat on that bench for a little while, 20 minutes or an hour..."
- "I was trying to stick the landing. I know it was right around here."
- "- It's the most powerful one they make. - I feel like I'm holding a blender."
- "- That stuff tastes like bleach. - I don't know anything about that."
- "- My mouth feels so clean. - That's the idea."
- "You know, maybe we better not. I think I'm getting a little cold."
- "Maybe if I could shrink myself down, like in Fantastic Voyage..."
- "But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder."
- "Hey, Jerry! Yeah, I'll see you back at the house."
- "Mile 114, clean as a whistle."
- "And I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble..."
- "You just have to jiggle it, actually, to get-- But--"
- "- I just rolled them into the woods. - Yeah, that stuff's all natural anyway."
- "I'll tell you, if the real Phil Rizzuto was down there this wouldn't be happe..."
- "- You can hook me up with them? - Yeah. Give me a ring tomorrow."
- "...which I'm ready to do now, if you are ready."
- "...and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip."
- "- You could have introduced me. - I wouldn't know where to start."
- "Hello, Jenna? Did you dunk the spatula?"
- "No, could be anything. The whole apartment's a biohazard."
- "Well, I had to pull them up if I'm gonna widen the lanes."
- "...and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise."
- "You're pretending to live in a janitor's closet just to get this flounder?"
- "Well, mine's coming in 10, so I'll see you boys."
- "Hi. Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was in the shower."
- "- What are the keys doing in there? - Just need to dig them up."
- "If you want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up."
- "...when you should have been downstairs in the basement..."
- "I don't know what that is, but the A.B.E.'s a parking lot out there."
- "- Oh, it's you. - Is the flounder here yet?"
- "Nice. French doors would really open this place up."
- "Oh, that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp."
- "Look, Elaine, do you have any paint thinner? I need like 40 gallons."
- "I told you yesterday to haul that trash out of the basement."
- "Get that stuff out of there today, or you'll be out of here, understand?"
- "Well, whatever. So how have you been?"
- "...you take that stuff and put it right on my leather upholstery."
- "Now, for the love of God, please, what is it? What is it?"
- "- All right. I can replace that. - You wanna order dinner?"
- "...get in the way of what could be a meaningful, long-lasting relationship."
- "I don't know what that could be."
- "...and I'm looking towards the future."
- "Hey, look at this. Wide lanes."
- "What the hell was that?"
- "Oh, the humanity!"
- "Hey, buddy. What are you doing out here?"
- "Hey, I gotta skedaddle. You want a lift?"
- "All right, I'll meet you at the coffee shop."
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