The Pothole

Season 8, Episode 16 — 62 scenes

• ""I can do this, I can do that." Why doesn't the stuff just shut up?"
• "So I'm sure whatever germs it landed on were knocked out."
• "- You didn't tell her. - Jenna's like me. She's very...."
• "For Phil Rizzuto's induction to the Hall of Fame."
• "Do they have to squeeze his head to get him to say "Holy cow"?"
• "I'm in the passing lane of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway..."
• "This supreme flounder, it says "First time served in America.""
• "- Street itself is boundary. - Your guy can't cross to my side?"
• "- China Panda. - Yeah, yeah."
• "- Oh, that Adopt-A-Highway thing. - I'm part of the solution now, Jerry."
• "- Keys. I can't find my keys. - You lost Phil Rizzuto's head?"
• "I don't have a spare set. All my keys say "do not duplicate.""
• "Why are you waiting on the street and not in your apartment?"
• "So then I thought, "It's morning, I should really have a muffin.""
• "So I sat on that bench for a little while, 20 minutes or an hour..."
• "I was trying to stick the landing. I know it was right around here."
• "- It's the most powerful one they make. - I feel like I'm holding a blender."
• "- That stuff tastes like bleach. - I don't know anything about that."
• "- My mouth feels so clean. - That's the idea."
• "You know, maybe we better not. I think I'm getting a little cold."
• "Maybe if I could shrink myself down, like in Fantastic Voyage..."
• "But now, if you can't kiss this girl, I'm afraid we're talking disorder."
• "Hey, Jerry! Yeah, I'll see you back at the house."
• "Mile 114, clean as a whistle."
• "And I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble..."
• "You just have to jiggle it, actually, to get-- But--"
• "- I just rolled them into the woods. - Yeah, that stuff's all natural anyway."
• "I'll tell you, if the real Phil Rizzuto was down there this wouldn't be happe..."
• "- You can hook me up with them? - Yeah. Give me a ring tomorrow."
• "...which I'm ready to do now, if you are ready."
• "...and I brought it up too fast and I banged it into my lip."
• "- You could have introduced me. - I wouldn't know where to start."
• "Hello, Jenna? Did you dunk the spatula?"
• "No, could be anything. The whole apartment's a biohazard."
• "Well, I had to pull them up if I'm gonna widen the lanes."
• "...and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise."
• "You're pretending to live in a janitor's closet just to get this flounder?"
• "Well, mine's coming in 10, so I'll see you boys."
• "Hi. Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was in the shower."
• "- What are the keys doing in there? - Just need to dig them up."
• "If you want those keys, we're gonna have to dig this up."
• "...when you should have been downstairs in the basement..."
• "I don't know what that is, but the A.B.E.'s a parking lot out there."
• "- Oh, it's you. - Is the flounder here yet?"
• "Nice. French doors would really open this place up."
• "Oh, that's nice, kind of a hard-labor fantasy camp."
• "Look, Elaine, do you have any paint thinner? I need like 40 gallons."
• "I told you yesterday to haul that trash out of the basement."
• "Get that stuff out of there today, or you'll be out of here, understand?"
• "Well, whatever. So how have you been?"
• "...you take that stuff and put it right on my leather upholstery."
• "Now, for the love of God, please, what is it? What is it?"
• "- All right. I can replace that. - You wanna order dinner?"
• "...get in the way of what could be a meaningful, long-lasting relationship."
• "I don't know what that could be."
• "...and I'm looking towards the future."
• "Hey, look at this. Wide lanes."
• "What the hell was that?"
• "Oh, the humanity!"
• "Hey, buddy. What are you doing out here?"
• "Hey, I gotta skedaddle. You want a lift?"
• "All right, I'll meet you at the coffee shop."