Season 8, Episode 16: "The Pothole"

More legroom, better ride?

Well, I'm bringing that concept to mile 114.

How are you gonna widen the lanes?

Well, you black out lane lines one and three...

...and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise.

So you got any black paint?

Yeah, in my tool shed, next to the riding mower.

Yeah, I'd like an order of supreme flounder, number 47.

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