Season 8, Episode 16: "The Pothole"

No keys. And I've been calling the city all day.

There's no one to call if you wanna make a pothole.

I guess they leave that to the general population.

I'll tell you, if the real Phil Rizzuto was down there this wouldn't be happening.

- Hard to say. - You need some roadwork done?

I met some maintenance guys today on the highway.

- They could probably help you out. - Really?

Oh, yeah. I borrowed some cones from them...

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