The Andrea Doria

Season 8, Episode 10 — 71 scenes

• "- Just wait here. I'll be right out. - Wait a second. Come on."
• "I'm just running in."
• "You know what? They don't have batteries here."
• "So it's a two-bedroom-one-bath- make-your-friends-hate-you."
• "I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers."
• "It expels the diseased germs out of the body into the air."
• "No, I'm Mrs. Ricardi, president of the tenants' association."
• "And in light of the terrible suffering that he's already been through..."
• "He said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight."
• "Well, you're not going near this hooligan anymore."
• "Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one."
• "Bunch of lackeys and yes men all toeing the company line."
• "No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship."
• "The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog..."
• "How many people you lose on a normal cruise, 30, 40?"
• "Before you go, did you talk to Newman about getting that mail out?"
• "The air is so dewy sweet, you don't even have to lick the stamps."
• "I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail."
• "- It's a nasty cough you got there. - What cough?"
• "You put shrimp in front of me, and I'll eat it till my stomach pops."
• "I don't know. Could be."
• "Was that the one? Was that the one who stabbed you?"
• "Right. So I called my friend-- You know, the one who set us up?"
• "I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely."
• "- What's with the dog? - Yeah, this is Smuckers."
• "They gotta cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog, all on the same day."
• "Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge."
• "It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offense."
• "...abandoning this apartment and letting me shove off in it?"
• "Yeah, well, we've been seeing a lot of this lately."
• "- We went out on one date. - Okay, yeah, sure, whatever you say."
• "I've been suffering for the past 30 years up to and including yesterday."
• "I could go bummer-to-bummer with anyone on the planet."
• "There's no way I can handle eight in addition to my usual load of one."
• "- You're giving up that easy? - I usually do."
• "...for as long as it takes, wherever it takes me..."
• "...and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine."
• "It's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me."
• "Yeah, the tenant association has decided to hear my side of the story..."
• "Kramer, aren't you taking any medication for that?"
• "Open your mouth. Open your mouth."
• "But he's a dog. You need to see a real doctor."
• "I'm taking the car. I gotta run errands. Wanna go?"
• "- What? - Your head. I can't see out the back."
• "...to remember my childhood a little more clearly."
• "I didn't take the subway to New York to sit at a table like that!"
• "Now, George, what do you wanna know about your childhood?"
• "Just then a rescue ship emerged from the fog and saved us."
• "The tenant board will now hear Mr. Costanza's testimony."
• "How'd it go? Get it all delivered?"
• "...moving to Hawaii and he locked on to my ankle like it was a soup bone."
• "You're right. It's just walking around and putting it in the boxes."
• "Here you go. Merry Christmas."
• "...and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage."
• "...with the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole."
• "...my fiancée died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out."
• "Hey, I've been trying to jam stuff in the box like you told me..."
• "Just crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine."
• "I don't understand."
• "Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50-percent barrier."
• "You're a disgrace to the uniform."
• "You know, this is your coat."
• "He flew right into your head..."
• "The ship went down, he got into a lifeboat. Come on."
• "All I have to do is call him up and sit down with him..."
• "Or jam a fork into his forehead."
• "- And I hope we can get past all this. - Past? We're way past."
• "Please, get help. There's a crazy, bigheaded woman beating some guy."
• "Good boy. Good boy. Lead the way. Come on."
• "...and got coffee thrown in your face and--"
• "Wait a minute. That is my apartment."