Season 8, Episode 10: "The Andrea Doria"

That was the vice president of the post office.

I didn't get the transfer.

They knew it wasn't me doing my route.

How did they know?

Too many people got their mail.

Close to 80 percent.

Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50-percent barrier.

It's like the three-minute mile.

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