Season 8, Episode 10: "The Andrea Doria"

So, Clarence, how about...

...abandoning this apartment and letting me shove off in it?

Is that what this is all about?

I don't think I like you.

It's my apartment, Eldridge.

The Stockholm may not have sunk you, but I will.

What are the symptoms?

Well, it hurts when he swallows...

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