Season 8, Episode 10: "The Andrea Doria"

I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.

I tell you, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships.

The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence?

We had to abandon ship.

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

According to this, it took 10 hours.

It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offense.

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