The Nap

Season 8, Episode 18 — 66 scenes

• "You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?"
• "How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?"
• "- I thought he was the devil's helper. - He's pretty scary for a helper."
• "- So, what are you doing now? - Gonna take a stroll through the park."
• "Oh, yeah, that's right. Those new kitchen cabinets. How's that coming?"
• "George, have you seen that American League directory?"
• "I threw my back out 15 years ago. Ever since, I've been careful."
• "Oh, those places have the stupidest names."
• "You know, why don't we just go with the one in your hand?"
• "Hey, Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this molding..."
• "- I'll tell you what I'd like to do with it. - Hey, Conrad, is it?"
• "You know, why don't you just work on George's project for a while."
• "We're from the Lumbar Yard. Got your mattress."
• "You think it might be possible to add a little shelf, like, for an alarm clock?"
• "Want it mounted on the left, the right, the middle?"
• "- If that's what you want. - That's what I want."
• "- Morning, George. - Morning, Mr. Wilhelm."
• "- Well, how long did that last? - Half-hour. Then diving class started."
• "So you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay?"
• "- What's that guy's last name again? - Kitzmiller."
• "- Couple questions for you. - No, no more questions."
• "All right, Jerry, but I can figure it out by myself any way you want."
• "He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head."
• "Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy."
• "They adjust the foam density and the spring tension to your body type."
• "You see, when the mob kills someone, they throw the body in the river."
• "...overly-contaminated waterway on the Eastern Seaboard?"
• "They weren't moving much, but they were out there."
• "...and I guess I'll just get my spare key from you whenever."
• "Oh, this is a good mattress."
• "Where is this guy? I've been waiting for three and a half hours."
• "How about a ride on the Stein-pony express? Get up here."
• "I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner's in the room."
• "You kids are up on all the new tunes. Tell me if this rings a bell:"
• "Mr. Steinbrenner, we received a call. There's a bomb in the building."
• "...when I saw there wasn't room under that desk..."
• "Meatballs, huh? Unbelievable. You're a wonder, George."
• "All right. You are not gonna believe what Kramer did to my mattress."
• "Kramer's been swimming laps between the Queensboro Bridge..."
• "Oh, man, I'm on the wrong floor again."
• "Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River."
• "Well, you really did it to me this time, Seinfeld."
• "- Well, can I get a stool in here? - No, the stools go over there."
• "Now, I gotta figure out the different head sizes of 59,000 different people."
• "And you're gonna call Steinbrenner back and cancel the whole thing!"
• "I went clamming the other day and I forgot to hose off my boots."
• "Costanza, let me ask you something. Is it "Fe-bru-ary" or "Feb-uary"?"
• "Yeah, you know, about those hats, I think maybe I changed my mind."
• "Know what I'm gonna do? Run around the stadium, closing windows."
• "It'll be years before they find another place to hide cheese on a pizza."
• "Ferry traffic gets really bad around 4:30, but...."
• "- You and Elaine are pretty close. - Oh, we go back a ways."
• "Four hours in this chop, and I'm a full inch taller."
• "Hey, hey, George, I remember that tune. George?"
• "I can't believe the Lumbar Yard wouldn't pick this up."
• "You want something one day. The next day you don't like it."
• "...or at least come over and roll this thing off of me."
• "I told my chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back feel."
• "He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?"
• "- Sir, I'm sure it's not a bomb. - Don't be so brave, George."
• "Search each of those drawers, starting with the top one."
• "It's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?"
• "I'll tell you what, starting tomorrow, no more desks."
• "Hey, I'll meet you at the coffee shop."
• "There was something so reassuring about that cozy little space."
• "Can't believe I got the low-fat."