Season 8, Episode 18: "The Nap"

Fitted Hat Day? That's what you asked Steinbrenner for?

Hey, they're actually doing the fitted hats? Cool.

Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day. Me.

- Hey, look at you. - Yeah, look at me.

Now, I gotta figure out the different head sizes of 59,000 different people.

What if a pinhead shows up? I gotta be on top of that.

No knockoffs. I want the ones like the real players wear.

Forget the fitted hats! I'm not doing it!

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