Season 8, Episode 18: "The Nap"

...or do you want me to bevel it?

- I'll tell you what I'd like to do with it. - Hey, Conrad, is it?

Conrad, Connie or Con. Whatever you prefer.

Let me ask you a question.

Could you expand the space underneath a desk...

...you know, give it a little more headroom?

George, he's kind of tied up here.

What? It would have to be a night job.

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