Season 8, Episode 18: "The Nap"

You know Twinkies aren't cooked?

It looks cooked. It's dark on the bottom.

That's just the way it is. It's a substance.

Well, I don't care. They're delicious.

- You wanna sit down? - Oh, I don't sit on park benches.

- They're very bad for the back. - Really?

I threw my back out 15 years ago. Ever since, I've been careful.

I buy my furniture at an ergonomic store.

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