The Millennium

Season 8, Episode 20 — 65 scenes

• "I know. The margaritas in that place are so strong."
• "Nothing. You just lost a customer."
• "I think that I was in that theater. That was really funny."
• "You've got to lift up that plastic thing with a pen."
• "Kramer, you're gonna leave these chairs here for two and a half years?"
• "I'm on a winning ball club, Jerry. They probably want to pick my brain."
• "I'm starting to get a bit nervous about this lunch."
• "Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled until New Year's."
• "Now, unfortunately, league rules prevent us from making you an offer..."
• "- We couldn't say that we said it. - See what we're saying?"
• "Yeah, I'm sorry about that Mongolian barbecue last night."
• "- What number did you dial? - Seven."
• "Hey! See these?"
• "Sales commission, bye-bye-o."
• "The only thing is I have to get fired from the Yankees first."
• "Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?"
• "Yeah, the speed dial's like a relationship barometer."
• "It's pronounced "thermometer.""
• "You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed dial."
• "Well, I just wanted to-- You forgot the gift certificate to Barnes & Noble."
• "Sorry I'm late, but look what I found in the Yankee Hall of Pride display case."
• "Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?"
• "I don't want to exclude anybody."
• "Elaine, I'm having a millennium party, so save the date."
• "Hey, you know what? Newman sent me an invitation already to his party."
• "- You're not Valerie. - I'm her stepmother."
• "Yes. I already packed up my desk. I could be out of here in an hour."
• "Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little-girl legs."
• "Hey, how about some lunch? What are you going for?"
• "You know, Valerie, I couldn't help but notice that I'm on your speed dial."
• "You have to cancel it, because I've told everybody about my party."
• "I put a deposit down on that restaurant that overlooks Times Square."
• "That he may be, but he's out of my life starting in the year 2000."
• "I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off..."
• "Together we can drive Putumayo out of business..."
• "I'm Gladys Mayo."
• "This really sticks in my craw."
• "Well, Mrs. Hamilton, it's nice that you and Valerie patched things up..."
• "I don't know, Mrs. Hamilton. That doesn't sound--"
• "- What about Valerie? - I won't tell if you don't."
• "Apparently he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no one seems upset."
• "Newman's got the jump on the invites and will crush me if I try to go it alone."
• "Now things are starting to snowball. I'll tell Newman I don't need him."
• "That place is about to have the sale of the century. Nothing over 99 cents."
• "She knows about the speed dial. You gotta get me off this thing."
• "I won't do it. It's my speed dial and I don't trust her."
• "- Hey, Body-Suit Man. - Hey, look at that."
• "- You know, the real gritty-gritty. - Well, let me show you what we have."
• "- Are these free? - Yeah."
• "Some of those are women's clothes."
• "Attention, Steinbrenner and front-office morons."
• "You can sit on it and rotate!"
• "I took these out of every single garment in the store."
• "- That's not gonna do anything. - Patience."
• "Ladies, care for some chips?"
• "I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead."
• "It breaks my heart to say it. Who am I kidding? I love it. You're--"
• "- If there's anyone to blame, it's me. - What are you talking about?"
• "George, you are looking at the new head scout of the New York Mets."
• "Without desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in five years."
• "Well, it's her mistake because she's going to miss the party of a lifetime."
• "I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."
• "When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?"
• "- I'll call for help. - Okay."
• "I'll tell you what's up. My stepmother is violently ill..."