The Millennium
Season 8, Episode 20 — 65 scenes
- "I know. The margaritas in that place are so strong."
- "Nothing. You just lost a customer."
- "I think that I was in that theater. That was really funny."
- "You've got to lift up that plastic thing with a pen."
- "Kramer, you're gonna leave these chairs here for two and a half years?"
- "I'm on a winning ball club, Jerry. They probably want to pick my brain."
- "I'm starting to get a bit nervous about this lunch."
- "Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled until New Year's."
- "Now, unfortunately, league rules prevent us from making you an offer..."
- "- We couldn't say that we said it. - See what we're saying?"
- "Yeah, I'm sorry about that Mongolian barbecue last night."
- "- What number did you dial? - Seven."
- "Hey! See these?"
- "Sales commission, bye-bye-o."
- "The only thing is I have to get fired from the Yankees first."
- "Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?"
- "Yeah, the speed dial's like a relationship barometer."
- "It's pronounced "thermometer.""
- "You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed dial."
- "Well, I just wanted to-- You forgot the gift certificate to Barnes & Noble."
- "Sorry I'm late, but look what I found in the Yankee Hall of Pride display case."
- "Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?"
- "I don't want to exclude anybody."
- "Elaine, I'm having a millennium party, so save the date."
- "Hey, you know what? Newman sent me an invitation already to his party."
- "- You're not Valerie. - I'm her stepmother."
- "Yes. I already packed up my desk. I could be out of here in an hour."
- "Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little-girl legs."
- "Hey, how about some lunch? What are you going for?"
- "You know, Valerie, I couldn't help but notice that I'm on your speed dial."
- "You have to cancel it, because I've told everybody about my party."
- "I put a deposit down on that restaurant that overlooks Times Square."
- "That he may be, but he's out of my life starting in the year 2000."
- "I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off..."
- "Together we can drive Putumayo out of business..."
- "I'm Gladys Mayo."
- "This really sticks in my craw."
- "Well, Mrs. Hamilton, it's nice that you and Valerie patched things up..."
- "I don't know, Mrs. Hamilton. That doesn't sound--"
- "- What about Valerie? - I won't tell if you don't."
- "Apparently he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no one seems upset."
- "Newman's got the jump on the invites and will crush me if I try to go it alone."
- "Now things are starting to snowball. I'll tell Newman I don't need him."
- "That place is about to have the sale of the century. Nothing over 99 cents."
- "She knows about the speed dial. You gotta get me off this thing."
- "I won't do it. It's my speed dial and I don't trust her."
- "- Hey, Body-Suit Man. - Hey, look at that."
- "- You know, the real gritty-gritty. - Well, let me show you what we have."
- "- Are these free? - Yeah."
- "Some of those are women's clothes."
- "Attention, Steinbrenner and front-office morons."
- "You can sit on it and rotate!"
- "I took these out of every single garment in the store."
- "- That's not gonna do anything. - Patience."
- "Ladies, care for some chips?"
- "I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead."
- "It breaks my heart to say it. Who am I kidding? I love it. You're--"
- "- If there's anyone to blame, it's me. - What are you talking about?"
- "George, you are looking at the new head scout of the New York Mets."
- "Without desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in five years."
- "Well, it's her mistake because she's going to miss the party of a lifetime."
- "I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."
- "When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?"
- "- I'll call for help. - Okay."
- "I'll tell you what's up. My stepmother is violently ill..."
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