Season 8, Episode 20: "The Millennium"

- So you're on the speed dial? - After two dates.

- What number? - Seven.

Wow! You know, it's a pain to change that.

You've got to lift up that plastic thing with a pen.

- Hey, buddy. - Hey.

Is it all right if I keep these here for a while?

I'm having a New Year's Eve party.

You're gonna keep these here for eight months?

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