Season 7

• Episode 1: The Engagement — 60 scenes
  "What do you think, she's a feminist looking to get out of the house?"
• Episode 2: The Postponement — 61 scenes
  "So I spoke to him about the dog, he went down, talked to the owner..."
• Episode 3: The Maestro — 63 scenes
  "Waitresses ask, "Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?""
• Episode 4: The Wink — 68 scenes
  "You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, "How do I walk?""
• Episode 5: The Hot Tub — 66 scenes
  "I mean, how do you live with that? with the rest of your life."
• Episode 6: The Soup Nazi — 75 scenes
  "That's why I like soup. First of all, it looks half-digested..."
• Episode 7: The Secret Code — 69 scenes
  "Sie haben uns daran gewöhnt, Geldautomaten zu benutzen."
• Episode 8: The Pool Guy — 71 scenes
  "You'll either get the person, the machine or they have call waiting."
• Episode 9: The Sponge — 70 scenes
  "dazu geführt, dass die Pupillen hinüber sind?"
• Episode 10: The Gum — 1 scenes
  "HEUTIGE VORSTELLUNG DAS PRIVATLEBEN HEINRICHS VIII"
• Episode 11: The Rye — 56 scenes
  "Wenn du willst, kannst du kündigen und brauchst nie mehr zu arbeiten.""
• Episode 12: The Caddy — 62 scenes
  "You know, you throw a rock into a crowd, that's considered terrorism."
• Episode 13: The Seven — 65 scenes
  "The compliment is for the tie. It's not for you. But we take it."
• Episode 14: The Cadillac — 130 scenes
  "...a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it."
• Episode 16: The Shower Head — 58 scenes
  "...but you wanna at least try and keep your mouths moving."
• Episode 17: The Doll — 64 scenes
  "Just do whatever the hell you gotta do. I don't know what the hell is going on.""
• Episode 18: The Friars Club — 85 scenes
  "you incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream"
• Episode 19: The Wig Master — 89 scenes
  ""Well, do I have my bullets? Do I have my bobby pins?""
• Episode 20: The Calzone — 88 scenes
  "I mean, isn't the man basically just turning around?"
• Episode 21: The Bottle Deposit — 115 scenes
  "I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, the glasses."
• Episode 23: The Wait Out — 67 scenes
  "We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution.""
• Episode 24: The Invitations — 67 scenes
  "...we'd just drive around sticking fliers in windshields."