The Bottle Deposit
Season 7, Episode 21 — 115 scenes
- "I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, the glasses."
- "We want to keep an eye on it, and want to keep the bill running up.""
- "Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer..."
- "Let me see. I had an assignment for you."
- "Sotheby's is having an auction of JFK's memorabilia."
- "How much do you want this thing? How high are you willing to go?"
- "--when you're done, George, and bring it directly to me."
- "So he walks out of the stall. He's been talking the whole time."
- "Tell him you're having trouble getting started, and you want his advice."
- "Well, I'm not paying the 5 cents for that stupid recycling thing."
- "No, I can't. I've gotta pick up Elaine. I'm taking her to this Kennedy auction."
- "You overload your inventory, and you blow your margins on gasoline."
- "Oh, yeah. Every which way. Couldn't crunch the numbers."
- "Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry! candy bar heiress."
- "Come to catch a glimpse of high society?"
- "Well, I hope you find something that fits your budget."
- "No, an 18-wheeler's no good. Too much overhead."
- "...as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree..."
- "The set is in perfection condition, and we will start the biding at $4000."
- "Eight thousand. We have 8000. The bid is now $8000."
- "-That's you're ceiling. -Ten thousand going twice."
- "-Thirteen thousand. -Fourteen thousand."
- "I really thought you had her there at 17,000."
- "Oh, you know what? I'm gonna grab these from you later."
- "-Go lean and mean. -Newman, it's a dead end. Come on."
- "The AAA guy said I was close to sucking a muffin down the carburetor."
- "Yeah, so anyway, the engine's been idling a little rough."
- "The engine's the only thing that needs checking."
- "...I just couldn't stand to let anyone else have them, you know."
- "But I really want to attack this thing. You know, sink my teeth into it."
- "Now, come on, George. I told the big man you were moving on this."
- "-I'll just browse around. -Hey, wait. Excuse me."
- "He'll tell you what I'm doing here. Then you can tell me."
- "There's a Costanza here, says he's working on some project."
- "-What did he tell you? -Look, you were right, I was wrong."
- "Oh, Mother's Day."
- "...to the second domestic regional sorting facility in Saginaw, Michigan."
- "Oh, boy, that completely changes our cost structure."
- "Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!"
- "Is this downtown trip really necessary, you know, for the project?"
- "Oh, no, you've got to go downtown, George."
- "I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some meaning."
- "Little places to go that never close. What little place never closes?"
- "You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares"
- "Things will be great when you're"
- "Well, don't hang around and let your troubles surround you."
- "Look, we gotta talk. You better come down."
- "No, it's no big deal. I left the clubs in the car."
- "I'm going there in an hour if you wanna meet me there."
- "Oh, okay. All right. Fine."
- "-Well, I change it so often. I mean-- -Motor oil is the lifeblood of a car."
- "You gotta come in, and you gotta get the oil changed every 1000 miles."
- "...I just wanna take my car and I'm gonna bring it someplace else."
- "-Well, the car's on the a lift. -Well, just get it down."
- "-He's bringing it. -Good."
- "Well, I didn't count on my mechanic pulling a Mary Beth Whitehead, did I?"
- "They happened to be in the back seat at the time."
- "...thinks he's gonna lose the car. He panics and does something rash."
- "What does it matter? It's my car. I can do whatever I want with it."
- "I couldn't have done it better myself. I turned it over to Mr. Steinbrenner."
- "Maybe it was already done and didn't need doing it in the first place."
- "The gardener did a nice job planting the rose bushes, didn't he, dear?"
- "-Oh, what's for dinner? -We just ate."
- "And I just found out today my insurance doesn't cover it."
- "Yeah, okay. They may have found the car."
- "You better bring your service records."
- "I'm sorry to make you go through this, but we need to make sure."
- "The model is hard to determine because the drive train is all burnt out."
- "They went out of the way to gouge the sides of every piston."
- "-I didn't have a turbo. -Your car is not a turbo?"
- "Excuse me. Did you say "Turbo"?"
- "At $0.10 a bottle and $0.10 a can We're pulling in $500 a man"
- "Oh, look, I just want you to know that the car is fine."
- "...but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood."
- "Where do I find these guys?"
- "Well, the budget changed, you know. I mean, it might be a good investment."
- "But that's New York and we're in Ohio. Those are pretty good odds."
- "Oh, my God. Yeah. He said he brought it to the country."
- "We're in the country, and we're right on his tail."
- "-I'm waiting for them to call me back. -All right. I'm heading over right now."
- "-What's the status? -Last check-in, they were still on him."
- "Yeah, hey, listen, I can't. It's gonna be taking us out of our way."
- "-Well, I don't know what to do! -We got 10,000 deposit bottles here."
- "All right, all right. I'm getting off. I'm gonna go on the ramp."
- "Hey, you're not dumping those bottles back there, are you?"
- "Having any personal problems? Girl trouble? Love trouble?"
- "George, I read this report. It's troubling. Very troubling indeed."
- "But you see-- You see, I didn't write that report. That's not mine."
- "Your job will be waiting for you when you get back."
- "We collected all those bottles and all those cans for what? What a waste."
- "Oh, come on, pull over. Pull over, will you?"
- "Well, open the door. You'll get a better look."
- "I'm sorry, Newman, you were holding us back."
- "Jerry, we've lost the fat man and we're running lean."
- "This farm ain't much, but you're welcome to what we have."
- "Keep your hands off my daughter."
- "-How's the gas situation? -I got enough to get to Memphis."
- "It's a golf club. There's no gun."
- "No, don't stop, Kramer. Keep going. Don't let him get away."
- "You'll have to do a lot better than that!"
- "This truck is dying. We're losing him."
- "Can you stop and pick up those clubs, Kramer?"
- "I would-- I would love to get the recipe. It's very good."
- "Gonna milk the Holsteins in the morning, if you'd lend a hand."
- "You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy."
- "Can I have some gravy?"
- "Just tell him what we talked about, how I didn't do the project."
- "What? No, no, Deena. Deena, wait! Deena, help!"
- "You still got that nice little car?"
- "-What are you doing? -Kramer, help me, help me!"
- "No, Daddy, you'll hurt him."
- "I'll be inaugurating them this weekend with none other than Ethel Kennedy."
- "The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket there."
- "I never knew Kennedy had such a temper."
- "-See you on Monday. -Have a good game."
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