The Bottle Deposit

Season 7, Episode 21 — 115 scenes

• "I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, the glasses."
• "We want to keep an eye on it, and want to keep the bill running up.""
• "Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer..."
• "Let me see. I had an assignment for you."
• "Sotheby's is having an auction of JFK's memorabilia."
• "How much do you want this thing? How high are you willing to go?"
• "--when you're done, George, and bring it directly to me."
• "So he walks out of the stall. He's been talking the whole time."
• "Tell him you're having trouble getting started, and you want his advice."
• "Well, I'm not paying the 5 cents for that stupid recycling thing."
• "No, I can't. I've gotta pick up Elaine. I'm taking her to this Kennedy auction."
• "You overload your inventory, and you blow your margins on gasoline."
• "Oh, yeah. Every which way. Couldn't crunch the numbers."
• "Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry! candy bar heiress."
• "Come to catch a glimpse of high society?"
• "Well, I hope you find something that fits your budget."
• "No, an 18-wheeler's no good. Too much overhead."
• "...as seen in the famous photo of the president chipping at Burning Tree..."
• "The set is in perfection condition, and we will start the biding at $4000."
• "Eight thousand. We have 8000. The bid is now $8000."
• "-That's you're ceiling. -Ten thousand going twice."
• "-Thirteen thousand. -Fourteen thousand."
• "I really thought you had her there at 17,000."
• "Oh, you know what? I'm gonna grab these from you later."
• "-Go lean and mean. -Newman, it's a dead end. Come on."
• "The AAA guy said I was close to sucking a muffin down the carburetor."
• "Yeah, so anyway, the engine's been idling a little rough."
• "The engine's the only thing that needs checking."
• "...I just couldn't stand to let anyone else have them, you know."
• "But I really want to attack this thing. You know, sink my teeth into it."
• "Now, come on, George. I told the big man you were moving on this."
• "-I'll just browse around. -Hey, wait. Excuse me."
• "He'll tell you what I'm doing here. Then you can tell me."
• "There's a Costanza here, says he's working on some project."
• "-What did he tell you? -Look, you were right, I was wrong."
• "Oh, Mother's Day."
• "...to the second domestic regional sorting facility in Saginaw, Michigan."
• "Oh, boy, that completely changes our cost structure."
• "Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!"
• "Is this downtown trip really necessary, you know, for the project?"
• "Oh, no, you've got to go downtown, George."
• "I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some meaning."
• "Little places to go that never close. What little place never closes?"
• "You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares"
• "Things will be great when you're"
• "Well, don't hang around and let your troubles surround you."
• "Look, we gotta talk. You better come down."
• "No, it's no big deal. I left the clubs in the car."
• "I'm going there in an hour if you wanna meet me there."
• "Oh, okay. All right. Fine."
• "-Well, I change it so often. I mean-- -Motor oil is the lifeblood of a car."
• "You gotta come in, and you gotta get the oil changed every 1000 miles."
• "...I just wanna take my car and I'm gonna bring it someplace else."
• "-Well, the car's on the a lift. -Well, just get it down."
• "-He's bringing it. -Good."
• "Well, I didn't count on my mechanic pulling a Mary Beth Whitehead, did I?"
• "They happened to be in the back seat at the time."
• "...thinks he's gonna lose the car. He panics and does something rash."
• "What does it matter? It's my car. I can do whatever I want with it."
• "I couldn't have done it better myself. I turned it over to Mr. Steinbrenner."
• "Maybe it was already done and didn't need doing it in the first place."
• "The gardener did a nice job planting the rose bushes, didn't he, dear?"
• "-Oh, what's for dinner? -We just ate."
• "And I just found out today my insurance doesn't cover it."
• "Yeah, okay. They may have found the car."
• "You better bring your service records."
• "I'm sorry to make you go through this, but we need to make sure."
• "The model is hard to determine because the drive train is all burnt out."
• "They went out of the way to gouge the sides of every piston."
• "-I didn't have a turbo. -Your car is not a turbo?"
• "Excuse me. Did you say "Turbo"?"
• "At $0.10 a bottle and $0.10 a can We're pulling in $500 a man"
• "Oh, look, I just want you to know that the car is fine."
• "...but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood."
• "Where do I find these guys?"
• "Well, the budget changed, you know. I mean, it might be a good investment."
• "But that's New York and we're in Ohio. Those are pretty good odds."
• "Oh, my God. Yeah. He said he brought it to the country."
• "We're in the country, and we're right on his tail."
• "-I'm waiting for them to call me back. -All right. I'm heading over right now."
• "-What's the status? -Last check-in, they were still on him."
• "Yeah, hey, listen, I can't. It's gonna be taking us out of our way."
• "-Well, I don't know what to do! -We got 10,000 deposit bottles here."
• "All right, all right. I'm getting off. I'm gonna go on the ramp."
• "Hey, you're not dumping those bottles back there, are you?"
• "Having any personal problems? Girl trouble? Love trouble?"
• "George, I read this report. It's troubling. Very troubling indeed."
• "But you see-- You see, I didn't write that report. That's not mine."
• "Your job will be waiting for you when you get back."
• "We collected all those bottles and all those cans for what? What a waste."
• "Oh, come on, pull over. Pull over, will you?"
• "Well, open the door. You'll get a better look."
• "I'm sorry, Newman, you were holding us back."
• "Jerry, we've lost the fat man and we're running lean."
• "This farm ain't much, but you're welcome to what we have."
• "Keep your hands off my daughter."
• "-How's the gas situation? -I got enough to get to Memphis."
• "It's a golf club. There's no gun."
• "No, don't stop, Kramer. Keep going. Don't let him get away."
• "You'll have to do a lot better than that!"
• "This truck is dying. We're losing him."
• "Can you stop and pick up those clubs, Kramer?"
• "I would-- I would love to get the recipe. It's very good."
• "Gonna milk the Holsteins in the morning, if you'd lend a hand."
• "You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy."
• "Can I have some gravy?"
• "Just tell him what we talked about, how I didn't do the project."
• "What? No, no, Deena. Deena, wait! Deena, help!"
• "You still got that nice little car?"
• "-What are you doing? -Kramer, help me, help me!"
• "No, Daddy, you'll hurt him."
• "I'll be inaugurating them this weekend with none other than Ethel Kennedy."
• "The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket there."
• "I never knew Kennedy had such a temper."
• "-See you on Monday. -Have a good game."