The Engagement

Season 7, Episode 1 — 60 scenes

• "What do you think, she's a feminist looking to get out of the house?"
• "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
• "I don't see how I could perform sexually after something like that."
• "If she wants to know if I'm pleased with something, she'll say:"
• "I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."
• "You ever get the feeling like you had a haircut, but you didn't have one?"
• "-We're like children. We're not men. -No, we're not. We're not men."
• "-We're pathetic, you know that? -Like I don't know that I'm pathetic."
• "See, there you go again. What is the difference what I think?"
• "I think I'm gonna call Melanie again. So what if she shushed me?"
• "All right. That's very sweet of you. Okay, I'll call you later. All right. Bye."
• "So then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?""
• "I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?"
• "Did you have a good day or a bad day? What kind of day was it?""
• "-I'm glad we had this talk. -Oh, you have no idea."
• "There is this dog in the courtyard across from my bedroom window..."
• "-Well, there is something you can do. -What? Kramer, I'll do anything."
• "Just meet with him. See what he has to say. You got nothing to lose."
• "I-- I don't really know why I'm here. Kramer talked me into coming here..."
• "-I don't know. I've never really seen it. -I see many dogs on my mail route."
• "...if I were interested in availing myself of your services..."
• "We'll kidnap it. We'll kidnap the dog, we'll drop him off upstate."
• "All right. Let's do it."
• "How come you eat your peas one at a time?"
• "-It's George. -George?"
• "-I'm getting married! -Oh, my God. You're getting married?"
• "-What differences does it make? -Is she pretty?"
• "-Will you stop? I'm on the telephone. -Can I talk to her, please?"
• "-What are you up to? -Nothing."
• "-The dog. You're getting the dog! -Kramer, where you going?"
• "I asked Susan to marry me. We're getting married this Christmas."
• "...it took a couple hours of convincing, but I was persistent."
• "So, what's going on with Melanie? I know you're not getting married..."
• "You've never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them."
• "We were gonna change. We shook hands on a pact."
• "Well, it's not that. I just-- You know, I thought that we were both--"
• "I'll pick you up at your apartment. We'll go to the 8."
• "Anyway, I'll see you later."
• "-Look, I don't have time to explain. -Oh, I don't know."
• "Look, we drop the dog off in front of somebody's house in the country."
• "-That's him. -All right."
• "...and she doesn't really have anything else to do."
• "Oh, The Muted Heart. Glenn Close, Sally Field. That should be good."
• "You're wearing that shirt?"
• "Well, I can guess within the hour, and I don't even have to look at the sun."
• "What do you think? Drive! Drive!"
• "That can't be the dog. You sure you got the right one?"
• "-Do you think he'll ever find her? -Oh, I sure hope so."
• "Let's put the radio on. Maybe there's a news report about it."
• "Come on. Let go of my shirt! This shirt is from Rudy's!"
• "You know, it was very wrong of you to back out on that deal."
• "George, I'm starting it."
• "We've been worried sick about you."
• "I mean, how could that thing have found its way back? There is no way."
• "News? What news?"
• "Oh, come on, Jerry. Please, please, please, please, please."
• "-You recognize this piece of fabric? -Yeah. Yeah, that's--"
• "I have a receipt for a rental car with your signature..."
• "What took you so long?"
• "-What do you think they'll do to us? -Don't worry about a thing."