Season 7, Episode 1: "The Engagement"

-There isn't? -Absolutely not.

I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?

-Well-- -They're prisons.

Man-made prisons. You're doing time.

You get up in the morning, she's there.

You go to sleep at night, she's there.

It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom.

"Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"

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