The Invitations
Season 7, Episode 24 — 67 scenes
- "...we'd just drive around sticking fliers in windshields."
- "...at the returning of their daughter back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson.""
- "They're arranged in order of price. The most expensive are in the front."
- "To tell you the truth, they haven't made those for a number of years."
- "It takes a lot of moisture to make them stick."
- "-No, no, it's Lilly. -I think I know my own name."
- "Can I do this? I can't do this. Look at me. Look at me, I can't do this."
- "I can't. I've tried to psyche myself up a million times. I can't go through t..."
- "-Seems a little short, yeah. -A little short."
- "It's easier to blend into a sea of people in Staten Island than China."
- "Oh, by the way, what am I gonna get to be in the wedding party?"
- "-Then how about being an usher? -All right, I'll ask Susan about it later."
- "Elaine, if a guy wanted to end a relationship..."
- "-Does she hate cigarettes? -Yes, she hates cigarettes."
- "You know, I think I'm getting depressed about George's wedding."
- "-Oh, you make a higher roof. -They're not making higher roofs."
- "No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand? It's stupid!"
- "...and when it finally comes out, it only sticks up out of your collar."
- "And while we're on the subject, Kramer's not an usher either."
- "He'd fall or something. He'd ruin the whole ceremony."
- "-I've never seen you smoke. -Oh, yeah, well, big smoker."
- "Well, you are gonna have to quit."
- "-And for you? -A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk."
- "...is offering $100 if you go in there and they don't greet you with a "hello.""
- "She ordered cereal in a restaurant. We even have the same initials."
- "Now I know what I've been looking for all these years."
- "Will you stop it, man? You're freaking me out."
- "The ad said the bank will pay $100 if you're not greeted with a "hello.""
- "-Kramer's not an usher anymore. -What are you talking about?"
- "Jerry. Hey, Jerry, Susan says I can't be an usher at the wedding."
- "-Did you try the cigarettes? -Yeah, they made me sick."
- "Because most women, when asked to sign a prenup..."
- "-Elaine? -I wouldn't sign one."
- "...and we haven't really talked about it and it's kind of important to me."
- "You don't have any money. I make more money than you do."
- "Yeah, give me the papers, I'll sign them."
- ""Hey" is the same as "hello." What do you think?"
- "-Delivery from Melody Stationers. -Oh, those are the invitations."
- "-...my act tonight. -Oh, yeah? Well, that's nice."
- "-What's wrong with her? -Everything she thinks, you think."
- "I was in here the other day, and I went up to that teller..."
- "-I think it's pine. -Pine is good."
- "I said "hey." You know, like a friendly greeting, "hey.""
- "Can you excuse us for just one minute? Just one minute."
- "Thanks. Thanks, everybody."
- "You got a greeting. It starts with an H. How's 20 bucks sound?"
- "Will you marry me?"
- "September 21st, first day of autumn. Leaves changing, beautiful colors."
- "-To our future wives. -Oh, yeah."
- "This has been quite a night. I could sure use a cup of coffee."
- "-You had it for breakfast and lunch. -Hey. So, what's the deal with brunch?"
- "-I'm sure I'll learn to like her, Jerry. -Yeah, yeah."
- "It's too much, Kramer. I can't take it! I can't take it!"
- "Hello? Oh, hey, George."
- "-Well, not yet. Fiancé. -Yes. Well, I'm sorry."
- "Yes, of course."
- "...had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?"
- "Well, thank you, doctor."
- "I'm so sorry, George."
- "-Susan. -Susan."
- "-How did it happen? -Apparently the glue..."
- "Well, that's weird."
- "-...you're not getting married. -Yeah."
- "Well, I thought we'd both be getting married."
- "Well, let's get some coffee."
- "I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago."
- "Yeah. Anyway, I've got the funeral tomorrow..."
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