The Invitations

Season 7, Episode 24 — 67 scenes

• "...we'd just drive around sticking fliers in windshields."
• "...at the returning of their daughter back to Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson.""
• "They're arranged in order of price. The most expensive are in the front."
• "To tell you the truth, they haven't made those for a number of years."
• "It takes a lot of moisture to make them stick."
• "-No, no, it's Lilly. -I think I know my own name."
• "Can I do this? I can't do this. Look at me. Look at me, I can't do this."
• "I can't. I've tried to psyche myself up a million times. I can't go through t..."
• "-Seems a little short, yeah. -A little short."
• "It's easier to blend into a sea of people in Staten Island than China."
• "Oh, by the way, what am I gonna get to be in the wedding party?"
• "-Then how about being an usher? -All right, I'll ask Susan about it later."
• "Elaine, if a guy wanted to end a relationship..."
• "-Does she hate cigarettes? -Yes, she hates cigarettes."
• "You know, I think I'm getting depressed about George's wedding."
• "-Oh, you make a higher roof. -They're not making higher roofs."
• "No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand? It's stupid!"
• "...and when it finally comes out, it only sticks up out of your collar."
• "And while we're on the subject, Kramer's not an usher either."
• "He'd fall or something. He'd ruin the whole ceremony."
• "-I've never seen you smoke. -Oh, yeah, well, big smoker."
• "Well, you are gonna have to quit."
• "-And for you? -A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk."
• "...is offering $100 if you go in there and they don't greet you with a "hello.""
• "She ordered cereal in a restaurant. We even have the same initials."
• "Now I know what I've been looking for all these years."
• "Will you stop it, man? You're freaking me out."
• "The ad said the bank will pay $100 if you're not greeted with a "hello.""
• "-Kramer's not an usher anymore. -What are you talking about?"
• "Jerry. Hey, Jerry, Susan says I can't be an usher at the wedding."
• "-Did you try the cigarettes? -Yeah, they made me sick."
• "Because most women, when asked to sign a prenup..."
• "-Elaine? -I wouldn't sign one."
• "...and we haven't really talked about it and it's kind of important to me."
• "You don't have any money. I make more money than you do."
• "Yeah, give me the papers, I'll sign them."
• ""Hey" is the same as "hello." What do you think?"
• "-Delivery from Melody Stationers. -Oh, those are the invitations."
• "-...my act tonight. -Oh, yeah? Well, that's nice."
• "-What's wrong with her? -Everything she thinks, you think."
• "I was in here the other day, and I went up to that teller..."
• "-I think it's pine. -Pine is good."
• "I said "hey." You know, like a friendly greeting, "hey.""
• "Can you excuse us for just one minute? Just one minute."
• "Thanks. Thanks, everybody."
• "You got a greeting. It starts with an H. How's 20 bucks sound?"
• "Will you marry me?"
• "September 21st, first day of autumn. Leaves changing, beautiful colors."
• "-To our future wives. -Oh, yeah."
• "This has been quite a night. I could sure use a cup of coffee."
• "-You had it for breakfast and lunch. -Hey. So, what's the deal with brunch?"
• "-I'm sure I'll learn to like her, Jerry. -Yeah, yeah."
• "It's too much, Kramer. I can't take it! I can't take it!"
• "Hello? Oh, hey, George."
• "-Well, not yet. Fiancé. -Yes. Well, I'm sorry."
• "Yes, of course."
• "...had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?"
• "Well, thank you, doctor."
• "I'm so sorry, George."
• "-Susan. -Susan."
• "-How did it happen? -Apparently the glue..."
• "Well, that's weird."
• "-...you're not getting married. -Yeah."
• "Well, I thought we'd both be getting married."
• "Well, let's get some coffee."
• "I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago."
• "Yeah. Anyway, I've got the funeral tomorrow..."