Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Yes, I'd like to speak with Marisa Tomei, please.
Marisa, hi. It's George Costanza.
I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago.
Yeah, I was just calling because I wanted you to know...
...that I'm not engaged anymore.
Well, she died.
Toxic glue from the wedding invitations.
Well, we were expecting about 200 people.