Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-I'm Jerry Seinfeld. -Jeannie Steinman.
-Same initials. How do you like that? -I like it.
Listen, I was talking to Elaine today, and she said...
...that she would really like to be an usher at the wedding.
No, out of the question.
I don't want any women ushers at my wedding.
And while we're on the subject, Kramer's not an usher either.
-Why not? -He doesn't even know my name.