Season 7, Episode 24: "The Invitations"

Oh, my God. You saved my life.

Shouldn't there be some kind of reward for that?

You should be careful crossing the street.

Otherwise you could die, if that bothers you.

-Well, yeah-- -See? To me, this is a waste.

-What? -The shirt under your sweater.

It sits in a drawer for three weeks...

...and when it finally comes out, it only sticks up out of your collar.

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