The Doll

Season 7, Episode 17 — 64 scenes

• "Just do whatever the hell you gotta do. I don't know what the hell is going on.""
• "Just thought you might like to know what we're doing.""
• "And thank you for the free tickets. You are so funny."
• "Susan thought we'd really get along. I guess because we're both wacko."
• "-Sit down. Join us, please. -Actually, I've gotta get to the thing."
• "The thing's canceled. Sit down."
• "I didn't talk to anyone. I was just walking by and saw the sign."
• "That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics."
• "I spilled wine on this 8-by-10 photo of one of his favorite Italian opera stars."
• "-You know the Three Tenors? -Yeah, Pavarotti, Domingo..."
• "Well, you better not. I'm supposed to be careful with it."
• "...when she jammed it in the overhead because of this stupid thing."
• "No, you don't see. Because I'm going on the show this week..."
• "-Said you guys really hit it off. -Nobody hit anything off."
• "-What the hell are you doing? -Well, I'm salvaging the sauce."
• "It's all attitude."
• "No. No, forget it. I don't want it. Let's just get rid of it."
• "Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll go out there and knock a few balls around with him."
• "Yeah, now and then. You know how it is."
• "That's it. That's it. Seven."
• "Oh, I'm just moving in some more of my stuff."
• "-George, it's a doll. -I know it's a doll."
• "Are you two still playing? You've been up here three hours."
• "-Oh, boy. -Eleven, the corner pocket."
• "Oh, I used to love to sleep with my dolls when I was a little girl."
• "Hey, Elaine, you have to buy this new electric toothbrush I just got."
• "My God, I can't believe the other guy is gonna be on the show."
• "-Problem in the bedroom? -Susan has this doll collection."
• "And now I gotta go back out there and pick up this doormat."
• "It'll be really heavy. Let's see if she likes sitting on a plane..."
• "If you bring them by, maybe we could interest you in a game of pool."
• "Now, gentlemen, if you will excuse me, I must prepare for the symphony."
• "It's an old conductor's trick I learned from Leonard Bernstein."
• "I almost threw it down the incinerator. But I couldn't do it."
• "Did you buy that electric toothbrush I told you about?"
• "I'm telling you, this one is 10 times better. Don't you believe me?"
• "No, I wanted the one with the guy on it that looks like Charles Grodin."
• "Now I'm going on The Charles Grodin Show with nothing."
• "Still wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years already."
• "Come on, let's go."
• "I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow."
• "It's a little unnatural, but I think I'm getting the hang of it."
• "-Now I got nothing to talk about. -Have you ever considered writing..."
• "-...and that doll that looks like her. -Is this for your comedy routine?"
• "-Yes. -Don't worry, I'm on the case."
• "I think I'll get some air."
• "Yeah, I've got a hunch, fat man, I can't miss. Thirteen, in the side."
• "You know where it's going."
• "-Is George here? -Not yet."
• "Would you mind signing this poster for me?"
• "Yeah, that's a hell of a gig. Hey, look, I got something for you."
• "Well, it's a delicate mechanism, it needs a lot of packing."
• "-So? -It's a trick I just learned from Kramer."
• "You never support me! Let's see what George says about this."
• "This doll is much funnier. Look, it has a bow tie and a cute little hat."
• "Too much sauce."
• "-My pants! -Mr. Seinfeld, you're on."
• "I know you're very busy, but I just wanted to come by and give you this."
• "I just felt so bad about what happened in Tuscany--"
• "I wanna know why you took my doll out of the house."
• "Take a look at this. Does that look like my flesh and blood?"
• "Carlo. It's me, Frank."
• "I'm your cousin, Frank. Aren't you Carlo?"
• "All right. I guess I was wrong."