Season 7, Episode 17: "The Doll"

This is certainly a crappy gift.

That's what she had me lug up from Memphis?

Pretty chintzy, huh? Considering the money she makes.

She's a big executive for Federal Express.

Federal Express?

Is she out of her mind? Why didn't she just ship it?

Look, it's personalized. "The Costanzas."

No. No, forget it. I don't want it. Let's just get rid of it.

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