Season 7, Episode 17: "The Doll"

When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind.

I played with his son every day until the age of 4...

-...when we were separated. -So you weren't born here?

No. That's why I could never be president.

It always hurt me.

That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics.

I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!

I don't know why you're getting riled up.

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