The Calzone

Season 7, Episode 20 — 88 scenes

• "I mean, isn't the man basically just turning around?"
• ""Thanks very much, and here's a little something extra"
• "Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there."
• "what is that you're eating over there? Looks tasty."
• "the renovation of the press box is taking too long."
• "Very good. Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind."
• "Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader?"
• "So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?"
• "What? No, nothing."
• "I am never putting on another piece of clothing"
• "Oh, yeah. It's a warm and wonderful feeling, Jerry."
• "And, look, the pita pocket prevents it from dripping."
• "You know, a lost and found could be a good idea."
• "Who did you bet was in Star Wars?"
• "Oh, we were gonna see that, too, but it's sold out."
• "All right, I'll buy them and get them to Elaine."
• "I just talked to the manager."
• "So they're putting in a lost and found because of me."
• "'Cause I had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week."
• "I mean, if they don't notice it, what's the point?"
• "You never see one of 'em lift anything over three pounds."
• "And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese."
• "I need quarters for the dryer."
• "Why can't you do this on your table?"
• "Hey, so how was, uh, Blame It on the Rain?"
• "...but I feel I must inform you that what happened last night"
• "If he doesn't ask you out, he doesn't get rejected."
• "I don't buy it."
• "Okay. Anybody want their clothes heated up?"
• "I'm supposed to meet him to pick up your cigars."
• "So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos."
• "So I thought tomorrow maybe we'd try a little corned beef."
• "Let me tell you something: when I find something I like, I stick with it."
• "Bread bowl. You'd eat the chili. Then you'd eat the bowl."
• "Was this whole bet thing just a way of asking me out?"
• "Why? Why can't two people just go and do something"
• "All right, all right. I'm sorry."
• "(THUMPING, POLICE RADIO CHATTER)"
• "You know what the posted speed limit is on this road?"
• "Can I have your license and registration, please?"
• "You must have got me when I slowed down to take that curve"
• "Do you really have to give us a ticket?"
• "All right, Nick. Let's hit it."
• "but this is better, anyway. And it's more convenient."
• "It was more than I wanted to spend, but what the hell."
• "I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks."
• "What is that, Dutch? (OVEN DINGS)"
• "So, what's Steinbrenner gonna do if he doesn't get his calzone?"
• "Because before you know it, he's having lunch with him."
• "There's gotta be some way to get back into Paisano's."
• "Yeah, and I thought since you go by there every day,"
• "You hang out on the west side of the building"
• "But I will expect something in return."
• "And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli."
• "Just make sure you get them to me by 1:00."
• "Party of four? Who are we meeting?"
• "(CHUCKLES) Hello."
• "ELAINE: It was, uh, nice meeting you."
• "Elaine, I don't understand why you can't meet someone's parents"
• "Well, if it's not a date, then what is it?"
• "(NEWMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)"
• "Well, I was dropping off the calzone money for the week. Um..."
• "You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal."
• "I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route."
• "Well, if these aren't what you wanted, why pay him?"
• "you paid him a visit."
• "I need you to do me a favor. Get me lunch at Paisano's."
• "I gotta unload it."
• "Hey, hold that bus!"
• "Yeah, I hear you make a mean "calazon.""
• "That's a big oven, huh?"
• "I wonder if you could do me a favor, huh?"
• "Elaine, what does the M stand for in Richard M. Nixon?"
• "All right. Your order's ready."
• "What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt, huh?"
• "You're paying in change? That's all I got."
• "There's another Italian place right over on Jerome."
• "Maybe I can fool him."
• "Okay, you're not. I'm just a little hungry. I'm sorry."
• "He's in the building. Costanza is in the building."
• "You know, if I didn't send Nicki over to Todd with these things,"
• "What kind of a name is Todd Gack, anyway?"
• "But somehow she explained it to me, I couldn't say no."
• "Actually, it's being taken care of right now."
• "Yeah. Yeah, here's your money."
• "What did he do with it? It's gotta be here somewhere."
• "We'll put all the uniforms in big pizza ovens before the game."
• "This could be big. Clean up this mess, will ya?"