Season 7, Episode 20: "The Calzone"

So they're putting in a lost and found because of me.

I mean, there's a time limit, but still.

They're really building a utopian society up there.

And you attribute all this to the calzone?

Yeah. I'm like a drug dealer. I got the guy hooked.

I'm having lunch at his desk every day this week,

just him and me.

He doesn't make a move without me.

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