Season 7, Episode 20: "The Calzone"

I called in sick.

I don't work in the rain.

You don't work in the rain?

You're a mailman.

"Neither rain nor sleet nor..."

It's the first one!

I was never that big on creeds.

You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal.

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