The Seven
Season 7, Episode 13 — 65 scenes
- "The compliment is for the tie. It's not for you. But we take it."
- "It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colors up."
- "Boy. Oh, I miss the days when they made toys that could kill a kid."
- "-Your friend needs some help. -The only way to really help her..."
- "So your baby daughter is gonna be Susan's second cousin, right?"
- "Well, we've narrowed it down to a few."
- "You look like nice people. I'm gonna help you out."
- "All names sound strange the first time you hear them."
- "-It's on the door. -What, this yellow stuff?"
- "Yeah, you're right. I really should keep more of your favorites on hand."
- "It's still killing me from having to get that bike off the wall..."
- "I would give that bike to the person who could make this pain go away."
- "-You're really hurting, huh? -Oh, Kramer, it's just awful."
- "All right, from pain will come pleasure."
- "What's even more amazing is his formal training is in pediatrics."
- "Well, that's the most he's worked in the last four months."
- "-I think they really went for that Soda. -What are you, crazy?"
- "-What, you don't like the name? -It's not a name. It's a number."
- "Roughly seven stitches a beating, and, eventually, seven years to life."
- "I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven."
- "-Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl. -Right. You having a good time?"
- "And you met her in an antique store. I don't know how you do it."
- "-Sort of a mooching inventory. -No, not mooching."
- "When Elaine comes by with that bike, hang on to it for me."
- "-May I take your coat, miss? -Yes, thank you."
- "Possibly. But then shouldn't the outfit only reappear at the end of the cycle?"
- "-All right. I'm heading home. -Did Susan change her mind..."
- "-How about Mickey? -Mickey?"
- "-Is this your half a can of soda? -Nope, that's yours."
- "When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit."
- "I don't even know why you want it. I mean, it's a girls' bike."
- "Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time."
- "You are the last person I figured would do something like this."
- "-All right. -Yeah."
- "It's a real original. Nobody else is gonna have it. And I absolutely love it."
- "I don't know how much cachet it had to begin with."
- "I thought that was you. You're Jerry's friend."
- "-Hey, you're riding a girls' bike. -Kramer."
- "I think we need to talk."
- "-Haven't seen him. How's the neck? -His chiropractic job was a crock."
- "I don't know. I couldn't see. I couldn't look down..."
- "Bed? You should be sleeping on a wooden board for at least a week."
- "But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you..."
- "...it cannot be swayed by pity, emotion or human compassion of any kind."
- "As a federal employee, I believe the law is all we have."
- "But you must promise that you will abide by my decision..."
- "You already postponed the wedding. Who knows if you'll get married."
- "Oh, God. Okay, let's not panic. Let's just get to the hospital."
- "Nine? Thirteen? Thirteen is no good."
- "Or does she have a closet full of these like Superman?"
- "You know, the thing is, I kind of promised the widow Mantle..."
- "It's just that I know her. And, boy--"
- "And, Kramer, you did provide a service in exchange for compensation."
- "-Cut the stupid thing in half. -No, no, no. Give it to her."
- "I'd rather it belong to another than see it destroyed."
- "Lookit, my neck is still hurting me. And now you have the bike?"
- "So this is the fortress of solitude."
- "There must be a secret stash around here somewhere."
- "In the morning, we'll walk out together. Both dressed, different clothes."
- "Tell me what you're wearing tomorrow. I'll help you lay it out on the bed."
- "-Now, get out of here. -Please, I have so little."
- "Don't hang up on me. Why do you always wear the same dress? Hello?"
- "I'll get that money for you in five minutes. And don't eat any more."
- "...heavy-duty shocks. But, baby, this is one sweet ride."
- "No, you gotta give me back that bike. Newman, give it."
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