Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seven"

-Well, that's the name. -Oh, no it is not.

No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven.

All right. Let's just stay calm here.

Don't get all crazy on me.

Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it.

Seven. Seven periods of school. Seven beatings a day.

Roughly seven stitches a beating, and, eventually, seven years to life.

You're doing that child quite a service.

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