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-Why? What's your beef? -You cannot buy half a can of soda.
-Well, why not? -I don't wanna get into the physics of it.
But you know the sound a can makes when you open it?
-Yeah. -That is the sound...
...of you buying a whole can.
And the same goes for this. Okay?
When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit.