Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seven"

I put my half a can here in the tab.

-Why? What's your beef? -You cannot buy half a can of soda.

-Well, why not? -I don't wanna get into the physics of it.

But you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

-Yeah. -That is the sound...

...of you buying a whole can.

And the same goes for this. Okay?

When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit.

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