Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seven"

I love it when people are complimented on their clothes.

And they accept the compliment as if it was about them.

Nice tie. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

The compliment is for the tie. It's not for you. But we take it.

And that's the job of clothes. To get compliments for us.

Because it's very hard to get compliments...

...based on your human qualities. Right? Let's face it.

No matter how nice you are, nobody is gonna say:

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