Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seven"

Not for any man.

But I have made a decision.

We will cut the bike down the middle...

...and give half to each of you.

What? This is your solution?

To the ruin the bike?

All right. Fine, fine. Go ahead.

-Cut the stupid thing in half. -No, no, no. Give it to her.

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