The Friars Club

Season 7, Episode 18 — 85 scenes

• "you incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream"
• "and she started singing Neil Diamond's Solitary Man."
• "And I thought, "That is not my alarm going off."
• "It's June, June, June, June!"
• "Well, one out of 20,000. That's not bad."
• "Susan's best friend, Hallie, broke up with her boyfriend."
• "I'm thinking of joining. Pat Cooper said he would put me up for membership."
• "Knock on my door, wake me up in 20 minutes, all right?"
• "I will have lived the equivalent of 105 years."
• "I'd like to begin with a hearty "hail and well met, good fellow""
• "Why don't you handle all the copyediting?"
• "Yes, Mr. Seinfeld, but, um, all gentlemen are required"
• "I kind of like this little thing here."
• "You watch the old videos. I'm telling you, look at them."
• "I forgot to give it back. It belongs to the Friars Club."
• "A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly."
• "So how'd your date work out with the mysterious Connie?"
• "Come on, buddy."
• "All this free time on my hands, I don't know what to do."
• "Listen, there's something really suspicious about this guy."
• "You think you could give me a hand with some of the catalog?"
• "I'm kind of swamped."
• "We'll have to do this again some other time, okay?"
• "See you later. All right."
• "Hey, Bobby, over here."
• "Okay, Jerry, please, please. I'm really busy here."
• "But it might have been on the zip-up, I don't know."
• "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
• "You think she could be an it? Could she be an it?"
• "Didn't they always have, like, a bunch of people around,"
• "So tonight she's got tickets for that show she's been working on,"
• "If you and Hallie want, we could try to hold it maybe."
• "You've had an hour and 20 minutes sleep in three days."
• "Won't be a problem, don't worry about it."
• "Hey! Watch out, boy."
• "Can you give us a hand with some of these boxes, Bob?"
• "You're so damn sexy. Ooh."
• "How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh?"
• "Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better."
• "Are you sure you don't wanna go to the movies?"
• "(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)"
• "(WILD FOLK MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING)"
• "How would you kind people like to lend me a hand"
• "Give him the jacket. Go ahead."
• "And now... (DRUM ROLL PLAYING)"
• "(MOANS) Oh, Cosmo."
• "Honey, can you move a little? This hurts."
• "Oh, my God. Cosmo, wake up."
• "I can't call the cops 'cause Joey might find out."
• "GEORGE: This is very exciting."
• "You threw my jacket down. I just wanted to pick it up."
• "All right, there you go. She's gonna get the jacket back."
• "I'm a little tired. I think I'll go home."
• "Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow."
• "So, what color?"
• "No, check...please."
• "That nut is always up to something."
• "(SHIP HORN BLARES IN DISTANCE)"
• "to The Flying Sandos Brothers magic show."
• "Ooh, that kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal."
• "JERRY: Tell him I'll come down and talk to him. Okay. Bye."
• "They take your jacket, and then they just throw it?"
• "Frankly, I didn't think she was too concerned about my jacket."
• "You don't try and de-sour. You have to sweeten too."
• "I wanna get it back to when we were the Gatsbys."
• "But she's a murderer, and I'm calling the cops."
• "She doesn't want anybody else to have me!"
• "What's the matter with you? What are you, a kleptomaniac?"
• "you put a suit on, and you walk right out."
• "Jerry, bring the jacket back tomorrow."
• "GEORGE: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look at that guy."
• "Excuse me. The guy is wearing a jacket that my..."
• "we got our own little private box here, don't we?"
• "Bob, get ahold of yourself!"
• "I don't know how that guy gave us the slip at the Friars Club."
• "What is he yelling about? They're stealing jackets here."
• "JERRY: Hey, George, you know what?"
• "I don't think this is the jacket."
• "It got a little dirty, so they wanted to clean it"
• "Let's call Susan. We'll go have coffee."
• "Here. Here, we'll leave it there for you."
• "(ALARM CONTINUES RINGING, HEARING DEVICE BEEPING)"
• "What, sleeping with the fishes? I guess I woke up."
• "Can I call my lawyer?"
• "They're arresting me for attempted murder."