The Friars Club
Season 7, Episode 18 — 85 scenes
- "you incorporate the sound of the alarm into the dream"
- "and she started singing Neil Diamond's Solitary Man."
- "And I thought, "That is not my alarm going off."
- "It's June, June, June, June!"
- "Well, one out of 20,000. That's not bad."
- "Susan's best friend, Hallie, broke up with her boyfriend."
- "I'm thinking of joining. Pat Cooper said he would put me up for membership."
- "Knock on my door, wake me up in 20 minutes, all right?"
- "I will have lived the equivalent of 105 years."
- "I'd like to begin with a hearty "hail and well met, good fellow""
- "Why don't you handle all the copyediting?"
- "Yes, Mr. Seinfeld, but, um, all gentlemen are required"
- "I kind of like this little thing here."
- "You watch the old videos. I'm telling you, look at them."
- "I forgot to give it back. It belongs to the Friars Club."
- "A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly."
- "So how'd your date work out with the mysterious Connie?"
- "Come on, buddy."
- "All this free time on my hands, I don't know what to do."
- "Listen, there's something really suspicious about this guy."
- "You think you could give me a hand with some of the catalog?"
- "I'm kind of swamped."
- "We'll have to do this again some other time, okay?"
- "See you later. All right."
- "Hey, Bobby, over here."
- "Okay, Jerry, please, please. I'm really busy here."
- "But it might have been on the zip-up, I don't know."
- "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
- "You think she could be an it? Could she be an it?"
- "Didn't they always have, like, a bunch of people around,"
- "So tonight she's got tickets for that show she's been working on,"
- "If you and Hallie want, we could try to hold it maybe."
- "You've had an hour and 20 minutes sleep in three days."
- "Won't be a problem, don't worry about it."
- "Hey! Watch out, boy."
- "Can you give us a hand with some of these boxes, Bob?"
- "You're so damn sexy. Ooh."
- "How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh?"
- "Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better."
- "Are you sure you don't wanna go to the movies?"
- "(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)"
- "(WILD FOLK MUSIC RESUMES PLAYING)"
- "How would you kind people like to lend me a hand"
- "Give him the jacket. Go ahead."
- "And now... (DRUM ROLL PLAYING)"
- "(MOANS) Oh, Cosmo."
- "Honey, can you move a little? This hurts."
- "Oh, my God. Cosmo, wake up."
- "I can't call the cops 'cause Joey might find out."
- "GEORGE: This is very exciting."
- "You threw my jacket down. I just wanted to pick it up."
- "All right, there you go. She's gonna get the jacket back."
- "I'm a little tired. I think I'll go home."
- "Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow."
- "So, what color?"
- "No, check...please."
- "That nut is always up to something."
- "(SHIP HORN BLARES IN DISTANCE)"
- "to The Flying Sandos Brothers magic show."
- "Ooh, that kind of cruelty would be grounds for dismissal."
- "JERRY: Tell him I'll come down and talk to him. Okay. Bye."
- "They take your jacket, and then they just throw it?"
- "Frankly, I didn't think she was too concerned about my jacket."
- "You don't try and de-sour. You have to sweeten too."
- "I wanna get it back to when we were the Gatsbys."
- "But she's a murderer, and I'm calling the cops."
- "She doesn't want anybody else to have me!"
- "What's the matter with you? What are you, a kleptomaniac?"
- "you put a suit on, and you walk right out."
- "Jerry, bring the jacket back tomorrow."
- "GEORGE: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look at that guy."
- "Excuse me. The guy is wearing a jacket that my..."
- "we got our own little private box here, don't we?"
- "Bob, get ahold of yourself!"
- "I don't know how that guy gave us the slip at the Friars Club."
- "What is he yelling about? They're stealing jackets here."
- "JERRY: Hey, George, you know what?"
- "I don't think this is the jacket."
- "It got a little dirty, so they wanted to clean it"
- "Let's call Susan. We'll go have coffee."
- "Here. Here, we'll leave it there for you."
- "(ALARM CONTINUES RINGING, HEARING DEVICE BEEPING)"
- "What, sleeping with the fishes? I guess I woke up."
- "Can I call my lawyer?"
- "They're arresting me for attempted murder."
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