Season 7, Episode 18: "The Friars Club"

only 20 minutes every three hours.

That works out to two and a half extra days

that I'm awake per week, every week.

Which means if I live to be 80,

I will have lived the equivalent of 105 years.

Not to mention how much you'll accomplish.

I got a lot of things in the hopper.

I didn't know you had one.

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