The Wink

Season 7, Episode 4 — 68 scenes

• "You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, "How do I walk?""
• "They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application..."
• "-Hello. -This is your wake-up service."
• "...it's hard to believe you're waking up alone."
• "-Call me James. -Oh, all right, James."
• "...but I feel like we have this weirdly intimate relationship."
• "The question is, would you rather date the blind or the deaf?"
• "I mean, let's face it, they're not gonna get all the crumbs."
• "Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? What are you turning into?"
• "George, if there's a problem with Morgan, you can tell me."
• "I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."
• "You been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? It's a leper colony down there."
• "Yeah, yeah, you must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too."
• "I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks."
• "It's an interoffice envelope. It gets passed around all over the office."
• "No, of course not."
• "...where it was received and signed for by manager Buck Showalter."
• "-Fine. I'll be back after my massage. -Of course, your massage."
• "-Hello? -Elaine?"
• "...Grandma Mema would take us to a matinee and dinner here."
• "I'll have the porterhouse, medium rare, baked potato with sour cream."
• "Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have."
• "I'm sorry. They're usually very friendly."
• "Somebody's been giving Wilhelm the impression I've been slacking off."
• "Well, maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog."
• "I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad."
• "-What is she making? -I don't know. I'm sure it had parents."
• "Oh, don't worry, I'll be there. And I'll be packing an artery."
• "Think you're gonna be very pleased when you see what's inside."
• "I need that card back. It's Steinbrenner's. I was responsible."
• "Look, you want me to get it back or not?"
• "-Where did you get these napkins? -They were Grandma Mema's."
• "Hope you didn't cut the fat off."
• "Well, I heard that you have a very special birthday card..."
• "Sure, kid. But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me."
• "Yeah, that would be nice, but I just need the card."
• "Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. I was afraid you only ate salad."
• "What did you do, ransack the place after she died?"
• "God forbid I should borrow one from Holly."
• "-Have you got any floss? -You heard her. She coveted them."
• "She's probably having a laugh about it right now."
• "I had to get off the street. I remembered you lived here."
• "I would ask you to stay, but I only have the sofa bed, and it's where I sleep."
• "I'm sorry. I didn't get any sleep. You kept kicking me in the face."
• "I don't want Morgan's job. He's got a lot of work to do."
• "She keep calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins."
• "I was almost mauled because of that mutton."
• "Yeah, but we reversed positions, so there was no funny business."
• "...but my pen's kind of screwed up and you'll probably only get like half a P."
• "You promised a kid in the hospital I'd hit two home runs?"
• "I'm not calling him a liar, but he wasn't stupid enough to promise two."
• "The Yankees take the field on a beautiful afternoon."
• "-Come on up. -And the two-and-one pitch to O'Neill."
• "...I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you."
• "Bobby, it's hard to hit two home runs in one day, even for Paul O'Neill."
• "O'Neill's rounding second, the ball rolling back to the wall."
• "-Well, you're not taking that card. -Now, Bobby, Bobby. We had a deal."
• "I usually like mine with an angioplasty."
• "What everybody does here. Cooking pork chops."
• "-Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? -No, sir. George never gave it to me."
• "Yeah, you were probably just gonna stick it in an envelope."
• "It's already under glass."
• "Somebody stuffed some strange meat in the pockets."
• "You always stuff meat in your pockets?"
• "Morgan, Morgan. You know, his name is absent from this card."
• "Well, thank you, sir. You know, I'm not quite sure I'm right for it."
• "George, as painful as it is, I've had to let a few people go over the years."
• "George, you didn't hear that from me."