Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again.
You can't see, you can't talk.
You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, "How do I walk?"
Like you've never been alive before.
But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization...
...it would have to be the snooze alarm.
The snooze alarm is based on the idea...
...that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up.