Season 7, Episode 4: "The Wink"

Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan.

Yeah, well, he was tired. He had feet in his face.

My cousin Holly is completely insane.

She keep calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins.

-Napkins? -I mean, why?

Why would I take her stupid napkins?

Because they were in the pockets of my jacket.

-They were? -Yes.

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