Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Hey, Mr. Morgan, how was your massage?
I had to cancel it. For some reason my wife got it into her head...
...that it was more than just a massage.
-Really? -We got into this big fight at lunch.
-I'll be sleeping on the couch. -Listen, don't oversleep.
-You can't afford to be late again. -I know.
Somebody's been giving Wilhelm the impression I've been slacking off.
Hey, you know, you should try my friend's wake-up service.