Season 7, Episode 4: "The Wink"

Hey, we can argue all night over who took the napkins.

The point is, in today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant.

I still wanna know what happened to that birthday card.

-Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? -No, sir. George never gave it to me.

That's right. I didn't.

I take full responsibility for the card not being here, I--

-I got it. -What's this?

Oh, it's a birthday card. Yeah.

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