Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-Mr. O'Neill? -Yeah.
Yeah, look, you don't know me.
All right. I can give you an autograph here...
...but my pen's kind of screwed up and you'll probably only get like half a P.
No, it's not that. It's about a boy in the hospital.
I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits.
-I can help you there. -I promised you'd hit two home runs.
-You what? -Yeah, you know, a couple of dingers.