Season 7, Episode 4: "The Wink"

At least I've spoken to my guy.

You're going out on a deaf date.

I think I'd rather go on a deaf date than a blind date.

The question is, would you rather date the blind or the deaf?

-Now, you're off on a topic. -That's interesting.

See, now, I think I would rather date the deaf.

Because I think the blind...

...would probably be a little messy around the house.

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