The Soup Nazi

Season 7, Episode 6 — 75 scenes

• "That's why I like soup. First of all, it looks half-digested..."
• "...hanging on the hook there, you know?"
• "You called me "Shmoopie." You're Shmoopie."
• "No, you have a good lunch. I'll meet you here for the movie."
• "-No, we gotta go to the soup place. -What soup place?"
• "You can't eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle."
• "You hold out your money, speak your soup in a clear voice..."
• "No extraneous comments, no questions, no compliments."
• "-He gave you the nice-face discount. -Yeah. All right, you guys go ahead."
• "This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry. The best."
• "If he catches us, we'll never get soup again."
• "Medium turkey chili."
• "Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
• "Can't you just make an exception? Please? I've got a nice face."
• "Please. Please don't walk away."
• "You can't go in there, flout the rules, and then think I'm gonna share."
• "...so we'll meet you and Susan at the movie tonight?"
• "Boy, he's a weird guy, isn't he?"
• "Elaine has to leave her armoire on the street all night."
• "-I really appreciate your doing this. -Well, you asked for it, you got it."
• "-You don't know how to order. -No, I got it."
• "...I'm walking out of there with a bowl of soup."
• "...or do you find it unbearable to be around Jerry and that girl?"
• "I had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called Shmoopie."
• "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode."
• "One large crab bisque to go."
• "You're pushing your luck, little man."
• "What is that there? Is that lima bean?"
• "Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino?"
• "You know something? No soup for you!"
• "-Pick it up from the bottom. -Wait, what are you doing?"
• "I don't think you wanna get hurt. If you wanna get hurt, I can hurt you."
• "This is fabulous, my God. Elaine, you have to taste this."
• "-Oh, my God. I've gotta sit down. -Yeah."
• "You should've seen the way they talked to me."
• "The Soup Nazi threw me out."
• "-What are you gonna get? -I'll decide at the last minute."
• "-I can kiss anywhere I want to. -You just cost yourself a soup."
• "Suddenly, George has become much more normal than you."
• "See, it's much easier to patch things up with Sheila..."
• "-They just wanted the armoire? -Yeah, they were quite taken with it."
• "I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody."
• "We didn't go. Sheila and I are kind of on the outs."
• "The two of you were making me and every one of your friends sick."
• "Yeah. With all that kissing and the "Shmoopie, Shmoopie, Shmoopie.""
• "And then they just ran off with the armoire, just like that."
• "One large jambalaya, please."
• "-So continue. -My friend is awfully disappointed."
• "All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend."
• "How can I tolerate any less from my customers?"
• "Nobody with a terminal illness goes to Europe..."
• "...and then when they don't have it, he says, "I'll just have some coffee.""
• "I just think it's a little unusual for two people to sit on one side..."
• "-You want a little tuna fishy? -Yeah, a little tuna fishy."
• "-How much did you pay for this thing? -How about zero?"
• "From the guy you callously refer to as the Soup Nazi."
• "Well, I told him the whole story, and he just let me have it."
• "...expressing your feelings so freely in front of Jerry and all."
• "Because you love your little Kiki, don't you?"
• "-How is he today? -I think he's in a good mood."
• "You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him!"
• "Jerry, those are the guys that mugged me for the armoire."
• "I don't think you know what you're talking about. Take a look at that."
• "So what is it? Who? Who was you talking to?"
• "We were kind of talking to each other."
• "I mean, yeah, I've never been so insulted in my entire life."
• "Look at this. There are like 30 different recipes."
• "-Get out of my way, Jerry. -Elaine, let the man make his soup."
• "Oh, really? Because we're kind of not seeing each other anymore."
• "I think it's great that you're so open with your affections in public."
• "-But I didn't do anything. -Next."
• "Please, you're wasting everyone's time."
• "You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up."
• "She got ahold of his recipes, and she's gonna drive him out of business."
• "I gotta go home and get a big pot."