The Maestro
Season 7, Episode 3 — 63 scenes
- "Waitresses ask, "Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?""
- "There are coffee machines we have to call "mister.""
- ""Coffee anyone?" "Hey, that's Mr. Coffee to you.""
- "-What about all the "loser" stuff? -I don't know where the rabbi got that."
- "-Where you going? -I'm going shopping with Susan."
- "...and we stopped off and bought this café latte."
- "...they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater..."
- "It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer."
- "Well, I was trying to get to my seat, and I had to step over someone..."
- "Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer. Tell him it's for me."
- "There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now."
- "He's gotta be on his feet like that all day? I mean, that's brutal."
- "Aren't you concerned about the security guard?"
- "She's not concerned about the security guard."
- "My lawyer says if there's one coffee-drinker on that jury..."
- "I'm a coffee-drinker. If I was on that jury, I wouldn't give you a nickel."
- "-I'm in here. How's it going? -Fine."
- "I just wanted to drop off this Chinese balm for your burns."
- "Well, if you're thinking of getting a place there, don't bother."
- "-I love it when that happens. -I know, I know. That is so...."
- "He conducts the Policemen's Benevolent Association Orchestra."
- "You should see him do "Flight of the Bumblebee.""
- "-Too flashy? -Yeah, it's burning my retina."
- "Susan picked that out for you, right?"
- "...that they make the security guard stand there all day?"
- "I can sense the slightest human suffering."
- "He can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take?"
- "I'd be very interested to know how he felt about all this."
- "...I was on holiday in Tuscany, and I fell in love with this house."
- "Good question. We'll need a few minutes."
- "I didn't mention it earlier, but, actually, I prefer to be called Maestro."
- "I happen to know for a fact that he was called Maestro in social situations."
- "-I thought they wanted to settle. -What happens if they wanna see it?"
- "I couldn't help but notice that you don't have a chair."
- "...I'd like to walk in here one day and find you sitting down."
- "-I guess I screwed up, huh, Jackie? -You're damn right, you screwed up."
- "-I didn't know the balm would work. -Do you know what a balm is?"
- "-I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. -Why not? You call him Maestro."
- "When I told him it was beautiful there, out of the clear blue sky, he says:"
- "All right, we'll start with 50,000 and free coffee at all of our stores."
- "Gentlemen, come in."
- "...at any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus--"
- ""I'll take it"? "I'll take it"? Who told you to take it?"
- "Twenty years, I've never experienced anything like this."
- "But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?"
- "Come on, Elaine, let's take a ride. I was about to pop in some Verdi."
- "Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent."
- "I wish I could figure out if this guy's trying to keep me out of Tuscany."
- "-So you're gonna get him a chair? -Yeah. It's a question of what kind."
- "-Maybe one of those director's chairs. -That's kind of a pompous look."
- "And no dirty looks. If I want a café latte, you give me a café latte."
- "But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement."
- "No. Just giving a chair to the security guard."
- "I'll be taking over this whole place someday..."
- "I'm his nephew, all right? Don't worry about it."
- "Not bad at all."
- "-No, I didn't actually want to rent it. -The keys. Here are the keys."
- "You give me the check. Two million lire."
- "I was just wondering if there were houses there to rent."
- "It's been a rough couple of weeks. I really needed to get away."
- "You were right, Maestro."
- "-I don't even know why I brought you. -Nobody put a gun to your head."
- "-Not bad. -Yeah."
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