The Maestro

Season 7, Episode 3 — 63 scenes

• "Waitresses ask, "Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?""
• "There are coffee machines we have to call "mister.""
• ""Coffee anyone?" "Hey, that's Mr. Coffee to you.""
• "-What about all the "loser" stuff? -I don't know where the rabbi got that."
• "-Where you going? -I'm going shopping with Susan."
• "...and we stopped off and bought this café latte."
• "...they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater..."
• "It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer."
• "Well, I was trying to get to my seat, and I had to step over someone..."
• "Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer. Tell him it's for me."
• "There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now."
• "He's gotta be on his feet like that all day? I mean, that's brutal."
• "Aren't you concerned about the security guard?"
• "She's not concerned about the security guard."
• "My lawyer says if there's one coffee-drinker on that jury..."
• "I'm a coffee-drinker. If I was on that jury, I wouldn't give you a nickel."
• "-I'm in here. How's it going? -Fine."
• "I just wanted to drop off this Chinese balm for your burns."
• "Well, if you're thinking of getting a place there, don't bother."
• "-I love it when that happens. -I know, I know. That is so...."
• "He conducts the Policemen's Benevolent Association Orchestra."
• "You should see him do "Flight of the Bumblebee.""
• "-Too flashy? -Yeah, it's burning my retina."
• "Susan picked that out for you, right?"
• "...that they make the security guard stand there all day?"
• "I can sense the slightest human suffering."
• "He can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take?"
• "I'd be very interested to know how he felt about all this."
• "...I was on holiday in Tuscany, and I fell in love with this house."
• "Good question. We'll need a few minutes."
• "I didn't mention it earlier, but, actually, I prefer to be called Maestro."
• "I happen to know for a fact that he was called Maestro in social situations."
• "-I thought they wanted to settle. -What happens if they wanna see it?"
• "I couldn't help but notice that you don't have a chair."
• "...I'd like to walk in here one day and find you sitting down."
• "-I guess I screwed up, huh, Jackie? -You're damn right, you screwed up."
• "-I didn't know the balm would work. -Do you know what a balm is?"
• "-I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. -Why not? You call him Maestro."
• "When I told him it was beautiful there, out of the clear blue sky, he says:"
• "All right, we'll start with 50,000 and free coffee at all of our stores."
• "Gentlemen, come in."
• "...at any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus--"
• ""I'll take it"? "I'll take it"? Who told you to take it?"
• "Twenty years, I've never experienced anything like this."
• "But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?"
• "Come on, Elaine, let's take a ride. I was about to pop in some Verdi."
• "Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent."
• "I wish I could figure out if this guy's trying to keep me out of Tuscany."
• "-So you're gonna get him a chair? -Yeah. It's a question of what kind."
• "-Maybe one of those director's chairs. -That's kind of a pompous look."
• "And no dirty looks. If I want a café latte, you give me a café latte."
• "But I can have as many café lattes as I want. That was the settlement."
• "No. Just giving a chair to the security guard."
• "I'll be taking over this whole place someday..."
• "I'm his nephew, all right? Don't worry about it."
• "Not bad at all."
• "-No, I didn't actually want to rent it. -The keys. Here are the keys."
• "You give me the check. Two million lire."
• "I was just wondering if there were houses there to rent."
• "It's been a rough couple of weeks. I really needed to get away."
• "You were right, Maestro."
• "-I don't even know why I brought you. -Nobody put a gun to your head."
• "-Not bad. -Yeah."